Grey ponytailed plodding man/woman scowled down at us lined up against the wall in the gym at the Y. Kids were on the mat. The woman (as it turned out) was telling us about the gym and swim class. …”Then we sometimes have them onto those colored mats over there and sing “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands. If you’re not, get the hell outta my gym.”
“Have them leave by that door. The next class is coming in by the other door. If they try and leave by the same door we might lose one. I get 200 kids a day here, and losing maybe one isn’t so bad, only about .5% unaccounted for, not bad, but the parents do get upset about it.”