Whether or not
You: an Adult
In your Pro-Keds
And Baseball Cap
Cutting Me Off
On the Sidewalk,
Some Loping
Computer Hacking
Self-Stroking
Smugger Than Thou
Digellect,
Are a Lurking Plotter,
A Dark Prince of
Infinite Calculation
A Maverick or
A Serial Murderer
Just Makes Me Yawn
Til my Eyes Juice
Tears.