Once upon a time there was a little teeny little cute little girl named Cantwait. When her mama sat her and her sisters down to breakfast of hot steamy oatmeal and asked for them all to hold hands, lo and behold, Cantwait already had her head inside her bowl licking it clean. At school, when her teachers told the kids to line up before going outside to play, lo and behold, little cute little Cantwait was already in the yard swinging on a tire. When her class went to the zoo and the teacher was lining them up to tell them to stick together as a group outside the tiger’s area, little cute little Cantwait was already over the fence, and lo and behold, the tigers woke and roared and charged after her, and she just was just halfway up the fence when the tiger’s snapping jaws tore at her clothes, and her teacher just barely got her out. She was shaking and crying and very upset. The next morning at breakfast when her mama sat her and her sisters down for some hot steamy cream of wheat, and they all held hands, little Cantwait asked them to wait just a moment longer, and she announced to them she had changed her name and now wanted to be called Patience. They all clapped, and from that day on, even though sometimes she still got into a little mischief, like any boy or girl, she did have a lot more patience and listened to people…the end.